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Here is an incomplete list of things Cousins should think about wearing whenever he’s next in front of a microphone:

Slap bracelet Coogi sweater Fanny pack Upside-down visor Unlaced Timberlands Zubaz everything Multiple mood rings Flip sunglasses Anything from the 1990s. Literally anything. If he or anyone else ever is photographed in something from the 1990s, we will post about it. New things are bad and old things are cool!