But tickets to a Knicks game at Madison Square Garden are not a cheap date, so if you already purchased tickets, you might as well go, and if you’re going to go to watch the 5-34 Knicks, you might as well wear a paper bag over your head.

That said, the Knicks did manage to pull off this nifty number.

The Rockets led New York by 24 points at the end of the third quarter and won by 24, so, yeah.

The Knicks aren’t just bad (they’re on a franchise-record 14-game losing streak), they’re embarassing.