TMZ graciously provided us with the answers to these burning questions, with the added bonus of a Bryant fan crying tears of joy over a selfie.

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So, if he would cast Will Ferrell or Vince Vaughn, the movie would be a comedy, right? Sounds more like the start of the Lakers season.

Source: TMZ